For Real, Elaine?!

Just living the fairy tale life! NOT!! LOL

  • Swing Your Broom

    When I was around 14 years old we had free range chickens in our back yard. Hens and one mean obstinate rooster. He was a full fledged bully! He loved to torment! Day after day this devilish rooster would chase me when I came home from school. Constantly trying to flog me, jump on me… Read more

  • The Torment of Mother’s Day

    Unfortunately Mother’s Day is not a wonderful day for all women. It is actually a day of great torment and agony. Many mother’s look around their tables and see empty chairs. Chairs left unfilled due to the death of a child, others due to the being ostracized by a child and others because a child… Read more

  • Gifts of Great Value

    In the early 1970’s my Grandpaw had a lake and a pond dug out on the farm in Looneyville. The lake was for fishing and swimming. The pond was for the cows to wade in and drink from. He built a fish fry/barbecue pit pavilion next to the lake. The lake also had a T… Read more

  • Load Your Wagon

    Before vascular dementia had weaved a web of confusion around Momma’s mind, she loved to share a Looneyville Sunday morning memory. Dressed in shorts and sleeveless shirts Momma and Aunt Peggy were sitting on the front porch swing when a station wagon stopped in their dirt driveway. A tall dark-haired man dressed in a suit… Read more

  • She Ain’t Happy

    My brother DeWayne was known for his comedic talent. He could quickly respond with funny remarks. If Momma was mad about something and fussing and yelling, He could have her laughing in just a minute. Not me. If ever opened my mouth all I ever did was make her angrier.One day after he had calmed… Read more

  • Am I?

    I had struggled for years with a neurological disorder. The symptoms became worse with stress so I resigned from my position as a director at a local hospital. The first two years at home were extremely challenging. No longer the ninety mile per hour driven woman I had always been I sank into a deep… Read more

  • Shut the Door – You’re Letting the Flies In

    In the 1960 ‘s it was uncommon in most rural homes to have central heating and air systems. In Looneyville none of our houses had air conditioners in the summer. We would use boxed fans to stir hot air around just for a breeze of relief from the Georgia heat. Screen doors with spring hinges… Read more

  • Humiliating

    Nothing is more humbling than to see your picture on the front of the Bad & Busted especially when you have been a minister of the word of God for years. I found myself in this very situation a few years ago, not once, but twice. Drinking and driving. Me in my sixties an ordained… Read more

  • Costco Run

    A Today after eating lunch I rode with Bre to the Costco down in Oconee County. You know where all the stores THAT use to be in Athens moved.Oh my word!! The parking lot looked like the Atlanta Airport! There was at least 1000 cars there and 1500 – 2000 heathens running around in Costco… Read more

  • Perfect Stiches

    I enjoy the art of hand embroidery. It is a favorite hobby of mine. I love the challenge of pulling together stitch after stitch of various colors to create beauty. The work can be tedious and I must admit I do as much unstitching as I do stitching in order to make sure all of… Read more